Interestingly enough folks – and as a bit of a side-note – as I
was writing that last paragraph, I realized that I won't much like
this piece of writing when I'm finished. About halfway through that
third sentence there, it dawned on me that what I was writing was
complete wank... I managed to pull it back a little there at the end,
after realizing that the words being tapped onto the page were boring
and pre-emptively self-congratulatory (oooooooooh look! Hyphens!) but
I pushed on didn't I? Because that's just what you have to do
sometimes. Sometimes, you have to admit that what you are doing is
shit. You put it up on your blog, and leave it there for someone to
possibly find one day when you're rich and famous and everyone thinks
you're brilliant, so that the intrepid fan who has managed to dig it
up can go, “OOOH LOOKIT EVERYONE, DIDN'T HAVE HAVE A HARD TIME OF
IT WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER... LEARNIN' ABOUT WRITIN' AND ALL
THAT”.
Ok... now I can see this post is in some serious trouble.
I imagined that last quote to be spoken in an English accent – I don't know what type of English accent, because I don't know the names for them all... but some English accent, figure it out for yourselves.
Ok... now I can see this post is in some serious trouble.
I imagined that last quote to be spoken in an English accent – I don't know what type of English accent, because I don't know the names for them all... but some English accent, figure it out for yourselves.
I think I'm going to stop... now... not before any damage has been
done – read that second paragraph again, this thing is a god damn
train wreck. But at least before I take up any more of your time,
patient, persistent reader. Thank you for coming on that journey with
me. If you're reading this any time longer than a few months after it
was posted, then can you please tell me, because I'd love to know
what reason you could possibly have for digging so far into my
history and finding this five-hundred-word turd on a page...
Oh, and if I'm famous and have heaps of money and everything, then
congratulate me on that too.
Peace, Taco.
Peace, Taco.
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