On the Road and Other Medications

Reading Jack Kerouac's 'On the Road' the first time was a bit of a blur for me to be honest, I was in Bolivia, and I read the entire thing on my HTC Desire HD screen (that's a phone, if you were unsure) in less than twenty-four hours. Most of those hours were spent on a bus, sitting next to a Bolivian kid who was sixteen or seventeen if I remember correctly. I read the book for hour-long stints at a time, and then would turn to the kid and continue the conversation we'd been having before I had dipped off into my reading and he back into the 'cincuenta centavo' (50 Cent) playing on his iPod. I don't think I rushed through it, but the book has a real habit of lifting you out of whatever you are doing and taking you away on the journey, the road, off into the distance with it... so I definitely read it quicker than I would have a normal book. I'm reading it for the second time now though – I'm typing it out actually, word-for-word on my laptop – and this time I'm taking it much slower.

I've just reached the start of part two, and I'm only going about four or five pages each sitting, because to type about that many pages takes around forty minutes to an hour, depending on how good a day my fingers are having. But I'm loving the fact that it's so slow. I almost forget about this ongoing project every few days, but it sits there – the Penguin-Paperback copy of 'On the Road', the clothes-peg I use to hold the pages open, and the hardcover children's 'The Fun-To-Learn Picture Dictionary' that I use as a board to peg the pages of the book onto – it all sits there on the back corner of my desk, waiting to be opened whenever I feel a little desperate. Typing out books is something that I've grown to really depend on in the past year; first it was Orwell's '1984', and now this. It's a great way to immerse myself in someone else's words and thoughts, forcibly and directly, and take my busy mind off of whatever frantic problems are troubling me. The idea came from Hunter S. Thompson and my former obsession with his wild, drug-addled life and persona, but now that I've appropriated his activity as my own I can see benefits completely separate from what he described – or what were described on his behalf. He did it to “see what it felt like to write a great novel”, if I remember correctly – he typed out F. Scott Fitzgerald's 'The Great Gatsby' – but his motivation is of much lesser concern to me. My aims are much more simple, but much more immediate, and vital as well.

I just passed over a part in 'On the Road' where Dean Moriarty has left his second wife, Camille, with their child to go back to his first wife, Marylou, and beg on his knees for her to take him back. She does, and in Kerouac's own words;

“She understood Dean; she stroked his hair; she knew he was mad.”

More reassuring words have never been written, and upon typing them out as my eyes flitted over the page I felt a wave of understanding and hope wash over me. I recently watched a video of Neal Cassady, upon whom Moriarty is famously based, when he was on the bus with the Merry Pransters in the early-mid sixties and to be perfectly honest, he looks and sounds like a complete lunatic. A madman. But sometimes it's hard not to feel, in the furious changing tides of life, that I am mad as well. Although maybe not as outwardly eccentric as Cassady/Moriarty, I'm sure every one of us feels at some point as if they are the exception to some sane rule of the world, an outlier on the bell curve of acceptable normalcy. “Am. I. Insane?”

Well maybe you are, and maybe I am, but Jack Kerouac, in a surely unplanned but far from accidental stroke-of-genius example here, shows that no matter how crazy you think you are, or how crazy you are by everyone else's admission, you still have a place in this world, and you can still find someone to love you. Dean Moriarty, with his head in the hands of his sweetheart, is proof enough of that.

Sometimes I wonder when I'll get tired of the violent up-and-down cycle of my mood and of my life and of the world that I constantly create around myself. I find myself hoping that that day will come soon; “soon, surely, soon I'll find it within myself to settle down and find a level of balance in my life, soon I'll be able to relax.” But every time I find myself repeating this tired inner dialogue, I am tempted, once again, by the promise of a higher tomorrow, and the irresistible, surging rise of a brand new peak. For as long as I am tempted by these peaks though, there will be a frightening low waiting in the trough, and that's where Jack Kerouac and his famous tale of freedom come in. Whenever I feel like I need something else to hold onto, to support me while I ride out the lows and confront the fear, I turn to the pages of this book – and when it's done, the pages of another classic that I'll start typing out – to escape to the open spaces of someone else's words, and leave the dark churnings of my own mind behind for a while. In this way, I remind myself that a new high is coming, and peace is a comfort that, for the moment, I do not need. Not just yet, Tugzy. Not today.

Peace, Taco.

Living on my Birthday

Yesterday I met the most ridiculous person I have met in a long time... jesus shit! I went to some writing club meeting in South Melbourne with little expectations considering the previous meeting in December wasn't so much a 'writing club' as it was a bunch of people who share writing in common meeting up for a drink. I mean, that could be called a writing club, I guess, but it wasn't really what I had in mind... it can't have been all that terrible though, because I went back, albeit half an hour late.

So when I walked in some lady – who I later discovered was a 'writing guru' (someone else's words, but not difficult to believe) – was talking about journalism and a writers' group/course thingo she'd set up and I sat at a stool on the far end of the table and proceeded to crackle in a violent ray of sun that was beaming through the front door of the bar. A sun-tan indoors – well life is just full of surprises? Tee-hee-hee. Anyway, Mrs Guru (Valerie, her name was) was interesting and she had some cool stuff to say, but the ridiculous person that I met wasn't our speaker, no no, she was a lady by the name of Samantha.

Samantha was a early/mid-thirties (I hope that guess is accurate) writer who had been sending off a few bits and pieces of comedy writing to competitions and doing quite well, but what grabbed me was when she said to the group that her preferred method of writing was sitting down with a bottle of red wine and headphones full of hip hop. YES! My People! She told me about her writing, and then her life before her writing, which had consisted of about a decade all around the world (Denmark, Spain, Portugal, Egypt, South America) as a tour guide for a travel company. She had been taught how to play backgammon by Sean Connery and serenaded by Alanis Morissette, and received a donkey from native people in some far flung corner of the world... the details elude me at this point, friends, as I stand in awe of a person who has truly stepped up to life and nutted the beast between it's piercing eyes. She said that at twenty-three she was engaged and stuck in a dead end job, but one day she woke up, looked at her fiance and said, “I really don't like you”, and within two weeks she was off. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. These are the people that we all need to know, my friends. This is the person that everyone should be.

And then, a few days before that, there was another lady, this time someone I met on a tour, who was originally from Adelaide (of all the promising beginnings) but had lived in South Africa for twenty-five years including the apartheid era and Nelson Mandela's release from prison. She told me about how many households, including her own, had had black slaves during the era of segregation. One day, after a law had passed which would have nullified the black/white segregation of beaches within six months, she and her kid went to a whites only beach. They also took their slave's (I think she used a different word, but I heard slave) kid along, and the kid would have been no more than ten years old at this point. So while the segregation law was due to be repealed in six months – the decision had already been made and passed – for the time being the beach was still 'whites only', so when they got there a police officer saw the young kid and told the mother that she had to take him off of the beach or they would all be arrested. That's right, that shit happened. Imagine the kid – how confused. Imagine the mother, and the looks, and imagine people actually abiding by these laws and legitimately believing in their righteousness to the point where they knew they were going to be defunct soon, but until then the plan was racism as usual.

She talked about Nelson Mandela and the rugby game depicted in that movie Invictus and she talked about the feeling of national pride and togetherness when Mandela walked out onto the field wearing the national team's jersey. She told me about his ex-wife, who was apparently a part of some underground group and used to send her harems of male entourage on assassination missions. Mandela had to leave her and distance himself from the warring clans – the divides between different groups of black people in South Africa were apparently just as pervasive as the one that we heard about on the news. She lived through that, she saw it first hand. What have I seen? Maybe I've been a part of something important already, I just don't know it yet... maybe the eyes of history will look back and see Melbourne, 2013 as a strange pocket of human existence... maybe. Maybe not.

Crazy, disjointed thoughts on this sunny February day, this day that happens to be my twenty-second birthday. Samantha, this outlandish specimen of a person, has forced me to look at what I am doing and make absolutely certain that what I am doing with my life is exactly what I want to be doing. How can I possibly spend one single day doing anything other than that, when there are people out there in the dankest pockets of existence being given donkeys by villagers and playing board games with James Bond. Not a single second, my friends, not a solitary fucking moment can we afford to waste. Wring with all your strength, and drain this life for every drop. Be sure, it can be done.

Peace, Taco.

Daydreams

Today I was eating a banana and daydreaming on the tram on my way down to lunch with a bunch of comedians. I had already finished my first banana and chucked the peel in the bin before I got on the tram, but I was about to be faced with the problem of what to do with the second peel: there are no bins on the tram, and it was looking like a solid ten minute wait between my projected banana finish-time and my stop, where I could get out and find a bin. Ten minutes holding a banana peel? Pffft... not likely, so I thought about throwing it out the window.

The tram coasted past the police station on the corner of Church St and Bridge Rd and I imagined throwing the peel out the half-open window and it landing on the bonnet of one of the three police cruisers parked on the side of the road. Glorious, I could see it there. To throw it out of the window accurately and make sure it landed on the car I would probably have had to stand up, turn around and aim my throw carefully, but if I did it deliberately then I'd run the risk of someone seeing – it was broad daylight and the tram was stopping at the lights and opening its doors. If someone – a police officer maybe? – saw me throw the peel intentionally onto their shiny police car, then I'd be in trouble. They probably couldn't pin me with much, maybe a fine for littering or at worst some trumped-up vandalism charge, but regardless, I don't need that right now. The fine for littering is probably over a hundred dollars, and I need to pay rent god DAMN it.

I imagined the police officer, just walking out to his car after grabbing a coffee or whatever police do in the station, when he sees a young, dark-haired, olive-skinned youth wearing a red Adidas jacket intentionally throw a banana peel out of a tram window at his vehicle. He would yell, “OI!”, drop his coffee on the ground and give chase. “Stop the tram! OI! YOU!”
At this point I'd be sitting in the tram, fretting and trying to think of how to get out of my fine, the cute couple sitting across from me would be smirking at me, having seen what I'd done, and now knowing they were about to see me get caught. I would run up to the front of the tram and beg the tram driver to keep going; “Pretend you didn't hear him! Please dude, just go!”

And he probably would go, because he's cool. He doesn't like cops either, and it's perfectly plausible that he didn't see or hear the police officer, who is now just an angry, but receding figure in his side-mirror, yell 'stop'. After another couple stops though, the tram driver would tell me that I had to get out, I couldn't stay in the tram – he'd be remembering his responsibility here, plus what if the cop called in another car to intercept the tram? He wouldn't want to get involved in this thing. But all the while I'd be reassuring myself that it was only a banana on a police car – how could he possibly care that much about a little, frivolous act of trivial civil disobedience. I'm sure police get that shit all the time...

I get out of the tram, and wonder where I'm going to walk now, because I still need to get to lunch, but before I can really do anything I hear more shouting, and see the angry, yelling figure running up the slight hill on Church St. Running right towards me. WHAT THE FUCK?! Overzealous motherfucker... so I run. Bolt down a side street and into the suburbs, but I know he saw where I was running, so I know I have to get away. I need to hide somewhere, I need to blend in. I stumble upon a sunny park at the end of the street with a playground and two single mums playing with their kids. Some guy in skins is doing laps of the oval before lunch and a girl is sitting on the hill reading a book with the midday sun on her back. I run, panting, up to her and sit down, still looking over my shoulder.
“We've been talking all morning.” I try to run her through my alibi.
“What? Who are you?
“It doesn't matter, look, we've been talking all morning, okay? I've been here with you all morning.”
The shouting comes from behind us and the cop charges over the little hill and runs down it, straight at me and dives, arms out and face red with fury. Tackle. He lands on top of me and we both go flying a good couple metres along the grass before he pins me to the ground and shouts something about a little prick. My ribs feel broken, I can't move, everything hurts.
“What the fuck?!” the girl jumps up and screams, looking accusingly at the officer.
“This young man is under arrest for wilfully vandalising police property! THE CHASE IS OVER BUD!”
“What chase, what are you talking about? We've been sitting here all morning!” She sticks to the script perfectly, and at that precise moment, I fall in love.

During the lengthy court proceedings that draw out over many long and arduous months, I learn her name, and her birthday, and her likes and dislikes and all her favourite things as we fight in the halls of justice against police brutality. I even remember the colour of her eyes: green. She is my witness and with her help I win a victory worth millions in compensation for the injuries I sustained, I was an innocent bystander randomly attacked by a deranged agent of the law. My injuries keep me from work and I lay a spurious claim to a life-long disability pension. Me and my beautiful witness kiss outside the courtroom, and then go off to spend our millions on eating, drinking, and being merry. I propose to her in the park where we met and for the rest of our lives we are happy, and in love.

I imagine this all, while I am sitting on the tram holding the now-finished banana peel in my hand. I imagine it, but it never happens, because I am way too scared of getting caught and fined for littering. Instead the peel goes under the seat, and I brush my hands clean, before pulling out my notebook and writing the story I am not yet brave enough to live.

Peace, Taco.

...aaaaand we're back

Two weeks exactly since my last post, and things have changed quite a bit in those two weeks, but I don't even want to talk about those things. I just want to sit. I want to write something. I just found this mixtape by a dude called Joey Bada$$ whose name I have heard around the place in the last few months, but as is always the case with new music, I've been way late to jump onto the new stuff coming out, even if it is TRAGICALLY up my alley. Basically the idea behind this guy and his crew (Pro Era) is that they love the 90's New York hip hop sound, and they are making music in the style that came out of the greatest city in the world during the Golden Era. I cannot express how much I would have absolutely lost my mind over this about eighteen months ago. Two years ago. This would have been the most amazing thing in the world. Now, it's just a nice surprise.

Today has been a nice surprise, sunny outside, and at ten-thirty I woke up after getting to bed at four-thirty in the morning, and felt great. I felt so great, in fact, that I went for a run with the Vintage Beatlab Podcast number twenty pumping through the headphones I found at the Workers last night. Luck luck luck motherfuckers, it's coming in through the windows.

I've been stressing this week about the looming rent day on the sixteenth, which is tomorrow now, and I was about ready to cruise down to the bank with a pocket full of coins and fifty bucks I'd borrowed off of Benny to pump my account up to what would have been about fifty cents above the required amount. Shit was deep. Things were getting thingy. But then, just as I was finally contemplating the beginning of preparations to leave, I saw an email come in – PAY SLIP. I'd forgotten about my pay from the one night I worked at Yah Yah's on the weekend. That's A-Hunned-and Twenty-Fo' of them sweet sweet dorrah ladies and gentlemen. Crisis averted. The lucky streak continues.

Tonight I'm going to kick the football around with Rich and Mick in Flagstaff Gardens – and yes, by football I do mean soccer ball... oh how I await the day when I don't feel the need to clarify on that point. Then, after a bit of social outdoorsing, I've got a gig at Stomach Ache in Collingwood where I'm OPENING of all things, and have a seven minute spot. I've written a bit of new shit over the past few days and am actually feeling okay about it. This week is going to be all about new material. Heaps of new. I've been getting a bit lazy on that front I think.

Okay, so maybe I will talk about what's been happening lately, I guess I kind of can now, I feel okay about it. Not great, but okay. Rach and I broke up. I mean, we talked for ages and it was shaky and we couldn't come to a decision, but I think I've sussed out that I need to be by myself. Yeah. That's what's going to happen. Who cares. HAH! This music is so fucking good. The 1999 Mixtape by Joey Bada$$ – it came out in June last year – so about the time that I was heading over to Melbourne DAYM SUHN... but I'm recommending it now. Listen.

Wow that feels good, finally, something written down. Stay tuned, whoever is tuned at the moment, I feel a resurgence coming on. Fuck, I just jinxed it.

Peace, Taco.

What was Two-Thousand and Twelve?

Last year started with a crusty-eyed glance out of a second-story bedroom window in the Cactus Hostel in La Paz Bolivia. As I focussed my vision and adjusted to the harsh light coming in through the thin, high-altitude air, I saw a condom – mine, fresh from the early-morning ,sloppy, drunk frecking only a few hours before – dangling off of an electricity cable over the street and dripping Nobel Prize Winners onto the pavement below. Two-Thousand and Twelve was a good year.

When I came back from Bolivia it was the middle of February, and I had a girl travelling from France – the other side of the world – to Australia to come and be with me. No story has ever begun more beautifully, but it only took me five weeks between her decision and her arrival for me to ruin it... not that I'm bitter or angry at myself, these things just happen, and the luxury of time passed allows me to speak so frankly about it. But I messed that one up, and hurt a lovely girl quite unnecessarily in the process, she really was lovely. She really is. Lovely. We were together for two weeks full of shame and falsity and when everything unravelled it took only a few days to destroy a summer's worth of good memories. They weren't destroyed forever, I look back and smile now, but when it was happening, it was tough. Easter was tough. I bawled my eyes out after she left in the side-street behind the Cranka just of Rundle, but after that I couldn't cry anymore, which surprised me a little. Two-Thousand and Twelve surprised me.

I stayed at uni for another semester, but you know me – and by you, I mean me, because let's face it, I'm talking to myself here – I sat around and did the minimum required to feel fulfilment at the end... that's two years of a three year degree finished, but I can't see the final year materializing in the near future to be honest. I volunteered at a Salvation Army store because I thought it would look good on my resume and I couldn't think of someone who would give me a nice reference – OH! That's the other thing, I spent like six months desperately unemployed – the first six months of this year. Jesus that was terrible, I don't ever want to be that unemployed again, lucky I turn twenty-two in a month and qualify for Centrelink (YES!)(Yes?). Two-Thousand and Twelve was skint, and really, really slow to get started.

I finally landed a job around June selling energy door-to-door for a joke of a man named Nathan in his AIDA franchise in Adelaide. That job lasted for two and a half weeks and was easily the worst stretch of employment I've ever had, even if it was also the shortest... a few funny things happened at that place though: getting screamed at by the office pussy for lighting up in the back of his brand-new car and spending the day at the pub instead of knocking doors. Roaming the streets of some shitty suburban region of mid-northern Adelaide belting out Ed Sheeran's 'The A Team' between houses and sitting by the river under the bridge in Black Forest hiding from the boss... not everything about that place was terrible. The people and the routine got me out of the house for about twelve days, and the brutal stupidity of my situation for those two and a half weeks finally pushed me over the edge and into Melbourne. Two-Thousand and Twelve was dumb.

I just remembered that we're supposed to be pronouncing it 'twenty-twelve'. Sorry guys, too bad, looks like the programming hasn't quite sunk in has it? Two-thousand and Twelve. I'm not changing just because it's quicker – I'm going to need a really clever piece of marketing directed at me from 180 degrees backwards and wrapped in chocolate to get me to kick this inefficient habit of pronunciation. Two-Thousand and Twelve sounds sexier.

Melbourne has been a constant firestorm of new faces, busy evenings, words, pictures, and no pedestrians... that doesn't really sound like a firestorm does it? I think I'm trying to be over-dramatic... but Twenty-Twelve was a bit like that as well... inconsistent. I found a calling this year – maybe that's a bit over-dramatic as well, but it sounds ok to me, not completely superficial. Stand up comedy has given me a place to go where before there was only the night stretching out past sunset and it has filled the void that used to bring so much dangerous introspection. I finally feel like I am going somewhere, and doing something with purpose, not just because I know it's healthy for me to be filling my time with things. Two-Thousand and Twelve has given me something that I am going to be able to carry around with me for the rest of my life – a purpose. Don't ask me what that is just yet, I'm not that far, I'm still figuring these things out, but Two-Thousand and Twelve helped. Thanks Two-Thousand and Twelve, cheers for the hand.

Quote of the year, although I think I might have actually heard it last year to be honest, is as follows:

There is no way to happiness,
happiness is the way

That's Buddha, apparently, but it doesn't really matter who it is, just what it says. After everything that's happened in the last three-hundred and sixty-five days, I feel like that quote could sum it all up pretty near perfectly – the whole year, and all of the years before it, I have only been having as much fun as I have been willing to admit. And now that I'm over in the most hyped youth destination in the fucking world, it's almost like I have to report back that I'm having the time of my life... it's no coincidence though, that I really, completely am having that time. The best time ever. And whether it's because I came to a place that was supposed to be brilliant, or because I found that place within myself, and then happened to move cities, it doesn't matter. Two-Thousand and Twelve was Happy.

Twenty-Thirteen?... let's go for 'spontaneous'. Sorry about the sappy, seriousness of this post for anyone wonderful enough to have made it this far. Thanks for reading, whoever you are, to be serious for a second, if you have ever taken the time out of your day to read anything that I've written and pushed out into the ether, it means more to me than I can put into words here. Thankyou.
And I promise I'll put more funnies in next time. Until then, dicks dicks dicks. Big fat willy. Asses.

Happy New Year everyone.
Peace, Taco.

Asian Man

Today I was having a little kick around on my skateboard. (just as an aside, I feel so utterly worthless and lame saying, or even typing the word 'skateboard', but I don't know how else to describe the object in question. 'Board' implies a level of familiarity that neither I nor my readers have with the thing, and with that out, that leaves no other option... I've taken to writing 'bateskoard' instead, because I figure if I'm going to be a try-hard loser, I might at least spoonerise) Shit ok, that was a long aside, let's start again... Today I was having a little kick around on my bateskoard in the parking lot of a bunch of council flats where I've taken to practising. It's quiet, usually pretty empty of cars, and there's no one around to watch me eat shit as I regularly do when I try to pull off a kickflip. (yet to land one) Anyway, so my bag was half-hidden behind one of the parked cars while I skated back and forth, ollieing over the crack in the smooth cement and then turning around to go again. It was warm but not hot. I was wearing the same t-shirt I am now – grey with a picture of a withered tree drawn on the front and 'RaymunDo 1108' signed at the bottom. Vintage.

I decided to take a sideways run-up and try an ollie up the kerb and onto the footpath that borders the carpark – the kerb isn't very high, but at this point I was still yet to land anything other than a regular flat ollie, so I wasn't sure how it was going to go. Anyway, cue the inspirational music maestro, because I did it – kicked up, jump, landed on the higher part of the kerb and kept rolling, maintaining my balance. Let the trumpets play!

I went back for another shot, just to prove to myself that it wasn't a fluke the first time – “I am the greatest bateskoarder the world has ever seen”, I thought to myself in a moment of self-indulgent weakness. Up again, landed again. This time though, I had an audience; a decrepit, old Asian man with a walking frame had stopped next to the part of the kerb I was jumping up and had decided to watch me. ME! He saw what I was doing, and saw that it was good! So I went back again, and again, and again, I landed four of those jump-up-the-kerb-trickydoos in a row. It felt good. Something about the whole situation felt kind of off though. While I knew that I liked the appreciation of this near-invalid who, let's be fair, was probably just happy to be watching anything other than rent collection happen in his tired little corner of the world, it felt awkward to be examined so intently. He just stood there and watched, smiling at me and nodding each time I completed my little trick. I felt inadequate – I knew that there was nothing else I could offer him, I had no other tricks up my sleeve; no more songs in my repertoire. Every time I paced back to jump up the kerb another time I felt like I owed him something more for his continued interest, but there was nothing else to give.

Eventually, after like, I dunno, let's say three minutes? After about three minutes I jumped back on my board, went over to the other side of the parking lot and grabbed my bag from behind the car where I'd put it before. I had a few sips of water, then walked over the metal grate at the entrance to the car park and started skating away down the street. I waved goodbye to the frail old man who had been my number one fan for the afternoon and turned down another side street, then another, finally making my way to Aldi to buy some milk, razors, cheese, onions, lettuce. The story trails off here, and there's no moral... probably because for a moral to be found, there has to be some sort of challenge to be overcome. This afternoon was nice, and that man was even nicer. I hope he comes out again one time, but maybe not for a few weeks so I can hopefully have something new to show him next time. I'll start working on my handstand I guess.

Peace, Taco.

She Was Fucked, Basically

She was fucked, basically; two days to go and not a single inch closer to Newport. She hated that she thought in inches – the old, archaic measurements of the past had been long outdated by the metric system and she well knew that and had grown up favouring decimals – but she couldn't help it. Something about the inch, an inch, the word itself, sounded poetic and subtle, as if the simple act of saying she wasn't a single inch closer made real her predicament, and would somehow inspire motivation in her to move. She repeated it over to herself again, “not a single inch closer, not a single inch closer, I'm no closer, not one single inch... fucked, fucked, absolutely fucked...” She was muttering.

The road stretched out ahead of her, and no helpful vehicles were approaching up its long, narrow length, this final semi was definitely her last chance. Time to wait a second, maybe two, before approaching, but any hesitation would be sniffed out immediately so it was imperative – completely and without question – that she act fast, act now. She picked up her bag.

“Excuse me!” her voice was sucked up by the dusty air and soon drowned out by the silence around her, so she began to walk forwards, but still tentative and careful in her approach.
“Excuse me! Sir! Excuse me?” no trace of her anxiety could be allowed to seep into the next sentence or the whole thing would be finished and she might as well turn around and walk back to the city that dwindled in the distance behind her. His head turned, not a pretty head, or even a welcoming one, and two startled flies flew off his cap and zipped off above the tin roof. Here it was, “Here it is.” – her internal monologue shoving one last jolt of encouragement up her spine before finally delivering the five words she'd been storing up and preparing for this one crucial moment. The time for backing out had passed, and she welled up all of the air inside her lungs before measuring out six even syllables in about two and a half seconds of pure terror:

“Mind if I ride along?”

“Sure love, jump on up there with me.” He said it, and she stood there for a second while the sound passed between them as if she'd been struck by a brick. The flies were about to land down on her bag as she jolted out of her trance and quickly sealed their official agreement, “uuuuh... thanks.” And without waiting for his final nod, she started scaling the stairs and threw her bag at her feet in the cabin of the dirty machine.

She settled down and waited for him to finish his pit-stop; now she finally had time to calm herself in silence. Looking around for the first time at her surroundings, she saw all that there was to see – and it wasn't very much to begin with – was covered in tiny red particles. The desert sand was all-encompassing, pervasive, and seemed to swallow any object past the middle distance except the long, thin road that stretched out in front. The sky was an angry yellow-white with the sun still setting in the west and the world was deathly still and silent. Winds were blowing sand around the floor. The petrol station where she had been sitting for the last day and a half was already like a foreign world painted onto the window, rather than the unfortunate outpost of civilization that served as a refuelling depot to interstate travellers. She did not recognize a single detail, and hoped soon to forget even the location of this hopeless little point, with its lifeless tin roof and its shade bereft of shelter. “Finally, we're away,” she said, again to herself, and she picked her bag up from the spot she had put it at first and clutched it to her chest, drawing it closer and waiting for her driver to join them. A day and a half – the unhappy stagnation.

She heard a sound like quick rattling coming from around the back of the cab, the tank was full and he was shaking the last drops of petrol from the metal hose – the last drops we all shake out, whenever we are given the opportunity. “Cost effective,” she mused, “is it cheating the system to milk those last droplets, or is the system cheating you if you don't?” She didn't have time to pursue the idle thought any further, because the driver's side door opened, and the cabin filled momentarily with wind and chill before once again sealing them off from the world. He started the engine. The truck roared to life. The ground started to move and the giant beast lurched forwards. Two days left, and finally, just an inch closer to Newport.

***

Her eyes opened up sharp as she snapped out of her dream like a child's hand recoiling from a flame. The world flooded back.

“What's the time?” the words came scrambled out of her mouth. She wasn't sure who she was saying them to.

“Just past four in the morning”, he said – the truckdriver. He didn't turn his head from the wheel, but every now and then his eyes were glancing up at the rear-view mirror which was tilted in her direction. It struck her that the centre mirror in a truck is superfluous, as the trailer would always obscure the view from behind, even if there was a good-sized window in the back. The thought struck her from side on, and it seemed somehow important, so she held on to it as a piece of trivia for the future. She remembered her conversation with the driver before she had fallen asleep, although she was unsure at what point she had trailed off.

His name was D... or 'Dee'? That was all he had said; she was definitely not mistaken in the pronunciation as she had made sure to memorise it the first time it had been told to her, mostly out of politeness.

“Dee”, she muttered to herself. “It's Dee.” She was always muttering.

“That's the one.” He replied, eyes darting up to the mirror for a second.
She began to recall their conversation in detail, the six or seven minutes of it before she had fallen away into sleep, and she remembered that he had made a good impression on her. He was gruff and brisk with his words, but not angry or reserved, just efficient. The truck had been like a cradle, slowly rocking her back and forth as it shuddered with the bumpy road and churned under its own weight and momentum. Back and forth. Back and forth. One way with the wind. The other way with the slope of the road. She had realized so suddenly that she was unbearably tired, and while it would have been nicer to stay awake and keep this man company while he drove – and truly, he was her saving grace – she could not bear it. Sleep.

The truck had ploughed on, past the sunset, and on into the night. She had told him she was going to Newport and he didn't ask why, he didn't need to, she needn't have even told him that much – he could have guessed. She was asleep by the time the sun was down, and the time in the cabin had passed quicker without the sun beating on the road in front of them. Dee had been silent with his hands on the wheel and allowed her all the rest she needed. Now she was awake, and she spoke, not to herself this time, but directly to him;

“Did I sleep for long?”

“Around eight hours”, he replied briskly, his voice was immediately clear and crisp and stood out amongst the other noises coming from the engine and the mass of metal behind them.

“Eight hours...” she repeated to herself, “I'm sorry for not staying awake to keep you company”, she looked over to him as she apologised, and waited for him to say something back. He just smiled, and flashed his eyes up to the mirror while she looked at him directly. They were looking at eachother, although because of this triangular arrangement, their eyes never actually met.

“How long were you waiting at that petrol station?” he asked her later.

“A day and a night or thereabouts, I caught the bus out from town.”
“And which town would that be?” Dee asked this fair enough question abruptly but it seemed odd to her that as she ventured out of Hampstead her safe, cosy identity could be left at home with her old life behind her.

“I came from Hampstead”, she answered, smiling to herself as she realised her potential for anonymity.
“Me too,” Dee replied, “stayed there 'till I was old enough to read a map.” His eyes stayed steady on the road as he said this, the cab was quiet for a second – was that a joke? She thought quickly to herself that if he had meant what he'd said to be funny, then he might have laughed at it himself to indicate so... but then again he had a way of talking that seemed as if he might be one to let something like that slip by as if it were an accident that he had ever said it at all. A wry smile appeared at the corner of his lips as he saw her mind ticking over; “laugh if you want, it's only the truth.” He had seen through her uneasiness instantly, and that set her back in her seat and made her comfortable.

“Do you pick up many travellers on the road?” she asked him after another break.

“Every now and then – if a person asks, I'll take them as far as I can.”

“Not many people I've met would have the heart to pick up a traveller off the road like this. Someone they've never met before, never even laid eyes on – most people I know would be pretty afraid of that.”

“Maybe you just haven't met many people yet.” he offered back to her, his eyes lazily drifting back up to the mirror to look at her, it definitely wasn't a question, he was telling her plainly. “The way I see it, if someone's asking for a lift, then they're always gonna give someone who comes to them asking something the same courtesy they asked for.”

“Well yeah, maybe that's...”

“Maybe they're asking out of humility, or maybe out of desperation, but either way, if someone's asking for help, then you can be sure that they'd never turn their back on someone they found in a similar position.” This time his words hung on the cabin for a while, she wanted to let him finish his answer properly and felt sorry for interrupting the first time.
“...and I guess everyone needs help from somebody at some point...” she chimed in after she judged that enough time had passed.
“Exactly,” he nodded. “It'd be a dead, unfeeling wretch who could accept help with one hand, and refuse it to his fellow man with the other – I've never met anyone that cold inside.”
“Maybe you just haven't met many people yet.” she said with a wry smile creeping across her dry lips. She saw the corner of Dee's mouth rise a little too, and she smiled more at seeing this. She liked the way his face looked, and she was proud of having made him smile for a second. The truck and it's heavy wheels pulled the road underneath them like a conveyor belt. The sky stood still and the sun burned overhead while the two companions sat comfortably in eachother's company.

***

After another long while and a pit stop and a small flock of birds in the distance they came to the place where the desert meets the sea. The sun was setting, and the truck turned North and followed the coast up towards the apex of the peninsula; Dee would be leaving her there while he headed inland, Newport lay to the West, just one more day across the desert. She looked back over to him and cocked her head to the side before asking him another question.
“When was the last time you picked someone up in your truck?” She wished she could have phrased it better after it came out, she thought it had sounded clumsy and stupid.

“A few weeks ago I had two boys, a couple brothers, sitting where you are now. They talked and talked about their plans for Newport, the summer and the women they were looking for. I set them off by the train station because they said they wanted to try and jump a freighter going across East. Funny boys, but stupid, I'd say they made it over alright though. Then there was another lady a few days before that, heading back East after losing herself. She'd been over in Newport but she said she'd grown tired of it all... I can't say whether she was telling the truth or not, but she wasn't staying gone for good, no way. She was going back, I could feel it. Everyone goes back. No one can ever stay away.”

“What's it like?” She asked him.
“You'll see.” He smiled again, the same smile as before, and nodded his head to the mirror. “I'll be back there myself before long no doubt... just for now though I like to live through the people I meet on the road, out here in the desert. It's nice to put your life on hold for a second, and appreciate the joy in someone else's eyes as they head out and search for their own happiness.”

“I imagine it is, but I can't say I'm...”

“The part of your story that you share here with me, you'll carry that with you now, for as far as your journey takes you I'll be there as a tiny character. I have no way of knowing where all the people I meet end up, and maybe some of them don't end up too well, who knows what happens to you as soon as you get out of this truck... but it's nice to think that out there in the world there are a few people who can remember the guy who picked them up when they needed a hand, held them a while and then set them loose, back into the empty world.”

“I guess that means you're not so selfless then.” She quipped straight away and eyed him from the side again. She felt his eyes looking at her in the mirror like they had been for most of their conversation, and this time finally brought up the courage to peel her eyes away from the side of his face and meet his gaze in the reflection. They stared for a second. Two seconds. Ten. Fifteen. Thirty-five. Someone blinked, and then the moment was broken.

She retreated back into herself after this, and although the mood in the cabin was still good-natured and pleasant, the unsteady suspicion rose within her that this man was not as calm, as perfect, as simple as he had initially seemed. 'Why should he get to ride the glory of other people's accomplishments?' she questioned. 'Why should I suffer and toil to reach my pinnacle when he can simply offer lifts and stand there with me for free?' She felt cheated somehow, she knew she shouldn't be feeling resentful, but something about his peaceful solitude threatened her. She had steeled herself with tough resolve to be ready for every trial that she knew her new life would have ready for her, and she was prepared to face each challenge head on. Greatness only comes through hardship, and yet this man expected to share in others' greatness, without also bearing a share of their pain. The idea repulsed her and seemed parasitic, but she resolved to put it out of her mind. She softened, and then, after realising her harshness, almost pitied him. He would never know the glory of truly achieving a goal, of suffering through the greatest ordeals only to come out the other side and beat them. To be crowned lord of everything, and rise above impossibility. To live. In her mind it was inevitable – the sky was where she was headed.

***

When they pulled in to the train station she slowly stirred from where she had been, propped up against the door half sleeping. Grabbing her bag from between her legs where it had lay in the shade, away from the burning sun, she checked it once to make sure nothing had fallen out. It hadn't, she was ready to go.
“Thankyou again.” she smiled, and looked up at the mirror to meet his gaze, only this time he had ventured to look directly at her as the need to keep his eyes on the road had vanished. She looked at his eyes in the mirror, and he saw the side of her face in profile, once again their gazes never met, and only after she turned away did he return her farewell.
“Good luck.” the last words he offered her. By the time they reached her ears she was already halfway out the door and jumping down the ladder, the train she wanted to jump onto was getting ready to leave. She had to make it, she refused to be caught waiting.

He looked through the glass as she gathered speed and jogged, then ran towards the depot, jumping the fence between the parking lot and the track. She was impatient, but impatience was good, useful, he started the engine again and turned the big hunk of metal around and back out onto the road. Another story he could hold on to, he was part of another victory. Or maybe another defeat, but either way, he had played his part.

She ran fast for the train, panting, pressing on. The weight of her bag was not significant, but it swayed from side to side with her movement as she swung her shoulders to steady herself while running. She held onto the straps and tried to keep the swinging mass still. Full pelt, maximum speed. The train shuddered first from the front way up ahead but she saw it even as far as she was, as she ran she tried to pick out a carriage to jump on to. Something covered but open where she would be sheltered but not cramped. She couldn't sit on an exposed flatbed, she would freeze to death – she needed an open container. She could hear the clicking of the connectors between each carriage get closer and closer together as the front end of the train edged forward and each successive section was picked up. Clang, Clang, Clang. They sounded out across the yards like a row of steel dominoes. She spotted an open door and knew that this was her chance. It was a little towards the back of the train, but if she kept on her current trajectory, even if it was some way behind her when she reached the tracks, she would easily be able to jump on.

She reached the tracks, the open door drew up close until it was almost level with her. She slowed her pace to draw even. Unhooked her bag from around her shoulders and whipped over with her left arm, it landed with a thud inside the dark, empty space. Something inside there smelled and she winced internally, this was going to be a long night devoid of sleep. She would reek of fertilizer on her first night in Newport. Her right hand stretched out to grab onto something, the edge of the train, her fingers reached around quickly for a steady hold but none was there to grab on to. She stopped looking at the ground, she couldn't, she had to watch her hand, to look for something. Something to grab on to. She looked, but there was nothing. Her left foot slipped on a loose rock, 'why are train tracks always built on mounds of rocks?' she thought, infuriated, muttering it to herself. She slipped again, but her hand grabbed something. Yes! She could feel it! And the train was going faster now, faster than she could run, and her feet were completely away from the ground. Off the ground. Moving! Her left hand struggled to join her right and her feet swung around to the inside, in towards the spinning wheels and slowly accelerating machinery. She clung on as the train kept speeding up, speeding up. Much faster and faster and faster. Her legs lurched inwards again and caught something. She swung her hand, another time, wildly, frantically, desperately. Too late. Too slow. Too much ambition.

As she was pulled under, her feet first before her body, the train kept accelerating. It chewed her up indifferently and left her on the tracks, remorseless. She never made it to Newport.