This week I've decided that I need to start sticking to a strict budget if I'm ever
going to make it out of the god forsaken hell hole that is the
Melbourne Connection Travellers' Hostel. I may have been a bit harsh
there, this place isn't that bad... in fact, it's actually quite a
lovely little corner of Melbourne and I'm quite sure that if I had to
be holed up anywhere for a period of months (and let's face it, I do)
then this would be my preferred location. Well, top five, easy. The
kitchen floors are gritty and brown from dropped food, the bathrooms
are wet and slippery, and my room mine is frequently noisy thanks to
a snoring New Zealander who sleeps on the bottom bunk of a two-bunk
single bed with his Romanian girlfriend and gargles what I can only
assume is motor oil in the back of his throat from the hours of 2am
to 5am nightly. I could rant at length (far greater length than one
particularly long sentence, of this, my people, you can be sure) but
I will NOT! (Raised fist. Bright Eyes. Angry mouth. Defiant stance.)
because tonight is a night for much softer voices. Tonight,
you will come with me, my friends. Tonight, you will listen.
About ten days ago
it became clear to me that my passage out of this homely three-storey
bomb shelter would not be as simple as my previously half-formed
ideas about moving into a rental house had led me to believe. For
some reason I only choose to envisage the final moments of any plan
when thinking about it in my head – the final handshake, the last
signature, a fattish man in a suit exiting briskly – I never
consider the weeks or months between me and those thoughts, or how
much effort and work will be involved. Ok I do know the reason...
it's WAY easier. I don't want work... I want PAYOFF
MUTHAFUCKKAAAAA!!!... Sorry, I know... yelling.
But since it's
become clear that moving out of here isn't going to be a simple
hop-skip-catchalaterbaby I've slowly had to accustom myself to the
unwelcome idea that making a budget and sticking to it may be my
fastest passage to complete independence. So here it is yeh...
behold! budget:
Expenditures
$140 a week for
hostel
$40 a week for food
$20 a week for
other fun things like drinking or a lady of the evening
Money In
$250 a week from
job
$30 (ish) a week
from tips
Ok so granted it's
not the most comprehensive budget... in fact I'm quite sure that for
all the fuss I've made over this piece of accounting the sole
calculation here – $280-$200=$80 – takes all of five seconds to
do. Whatever... the crux of this meandering story is that I am
planning to save $80 a week every week from now on... plus more
whatever I end up making from this tour guide noonah once that kicks
off... Money is coming in is all I'm trying to say... batten down the
hatches, it's MONEY... CAN YOU SEE THAT ON THE HORIZON????
MOOOOONNNEEEEEYYYYY.!.!.
I am seriously
fucked... and I'm going to be in this hostel for a long time.
God damn it.
Peace, Taco.
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